Last Days

The Week in Review

Comments

1
Omigod, welcome back, but...the bear thing, augh. I almost wish you were still away, in hopes nobody would have caught that in your absence.
2
you had to inflict the bear thing on us why now?
3
@1&@2: I agree!!!

Funny how Lynden is so consistently chock full of weirdos.
4
No bees = no honey...Hence the bears are comin' for us....Then the sharks....Then the apes. Welcome back Schmader.
5
Seriously. Plenty of local and politically relevant horror to write about don't you think? Must we hear about bear attacks in Russia? Especially this sort of thing?!
6
Another week without maakies, almost no reason to read the Stranger online anymore.
maakies.com
7
ESPECIALLY BRAVE lesbians for rescuing face-chewing pit bulls- it's a wonder any of them survived. Way to go, ladies!
8
That bear story made me want to invent a time machine so I could go back and convince my past self to not read it.
9
#8 - exactly right on.

You said it was awful but that wasn't near enough of a warning. Please — next time.... give a warning more in proportion to its horribleness, which is about as horrible as it gets. Please.

Seriously — I picked up the Stranger to read idly over a slice of pizza, having made a quick stop on the way to work. Oh my ....

Thank God for benzodiazepines, but I think it'll take more than that to give me a few hours of nightmare-free sleep tonight.
10
Seriously, what next? Ursine Zombies Invade the Convention Center: Film at 11?
While I realize that sensationalism is the name of the game for Last Days,
come on---I still need a good night's sleep, too!

GIve me the story about the doofus down in Florida that woke up an entire motel complex at 12:30AM because he got his wang stuck in a pool drainage pipe during a "midnight swim" any day!
11
@9: I second that!!