He could've got away if he had a little meat in his diet... C'mon cancer quit bein' such a dick and start killin' those that really deserve it... That Walmart hasn't been that clean since the day it opened... Octopi!!!

R.I.P. Steve Jobs.

Why would anyone lie down in a dark and rainy parking lot?!? Was the girlfriend drunk or stoned? I'm glad she's okay.

Dwarf tossing?!?-- a nutty vegetarian sex offender being transported out of Florida caught grazing in Midwestern cornfields?!?--JUST when I thought Florida couldn't get any crazier...!!! It must be the heat, hurricanes, right-wingers, and 200% humidity.
God, I'm still laughing over the guy in Pensacola who woke up an entire motel at 12:30AM by getting his wang caught in a pool pipe!

Oh GEEEZ---only in a WalMart.

Okay---at least there aren't any bear mauling reports this week.

RE: Friday: Children, obviously.

Seriously though, it's not a question of some minority being demeaned, with enough people and maybe a trebuchet you could toss anybody you liked, it's simply a question of who's the most convenient to toss, and I would say it's more ethical to toss dwarves as consenting adults than non-dwarf children.