Hooooooooooooooooooooo boy. Even more reasons why I'm glad I'm not a parent. Do we really need to have more kids getting fucked up?

Hope that girl in Yelm doesn't get into contacting the boy in Thurston county.

How does a homeless man make a homemade guillotine? Doesn't that mean it's just a made guillotine? Or maybe an alley-made guillotine? Journalistic standards have slipped so low...

DIY guillotine...