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Officer Loretta Cool is now one of my favorite names.

scary tyler moore on August 7, 2013 at 11:39 AM

Officer Loretta Cool is going to be the name of the streetwise beat cop who only takes off her Chanel aviators to stare danger in the eye—and also at night, she's not a dick—that I probably should be writing instead of doing this.

More likely, that will be the name my next pet, no disrespect intended (just the opposite).

Dougsf on August 7, 2013 at 1:47 PM

Yeah blow that dog up, cuz the devil is this external projection of your twisted mind and upbringing!

Jesus! A 6pack of hams cost about $3.50 here, I bet they have no beer in the afterlife ya dumb schmucks!

I'd be scared shitless about that fluffy white dog head coming back for the other ball!

Godzilla1916 on August 7, 2013 at 2:39 PM

a lot of fucked up shit happens in skamania county ("mania"...look it up).

if that a-hole gets out of jail, i will personally, on behalf of my canine brethren, be more than happy to go attach an incendiary device to HIS neck, and blow him the fuck up, because clearly, he has the "devil in him". HE would be proud.

what a douche.

peace!

Dr Gonzo on August 7, 2013 at 8:00 PM

Chomp, chomp. Kapow! Don't look. No free beer. no leaning! blam. KABOOM. KABARK! What A Week!!

freesandbags on August 7, 2013 at 9:05 PM

Wow--what a week!

I got drunk on my 49th birthday (July 30th)....

auntie grizelda on August 8, 2013 at 12:04 AM

Wait, wait. This week a creepo blows up a dog (super sad) and is held on $500,000 bail but last week a hypnotherapist rapes a man and is out on $50,000? I'm confused.

on September 5, 2013 at 1:53 AM