Please, please, ALWAYS use the full name: Mars Hill Redneck Church. Doesn't that roll off the tongue nicely? Give this the "spreading Santorum" treatment, so these jerks can't pretend they're not backwards country-fucks trapped in a city and a century they fear.
If the churchies are against it then I'm going to watch every version of Freaky Friday. With a faux-hawk. Avatar + Oscar = Snowsamipocaclypse!! You have been warned!!