New Column!

Satan’s Cinema with Pastor Mark Driscoll!


This is lame. Pastor Mark didn't write this.
The next 'New Column!' column needs to be co-written by Pastor Mark and Gloria Trout. Come on! Do it! I dare you!
Don't you see!!! By telling us not to try it, he's making us crave it even more. Can I get a billy club and some handcuffs with my cop porn. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!! nom nom nom... more butt(ery) topping please:)
TRUFAX: There's a porn called "hot buttered cop porn" that Kelly should review.
From Wiki:

"Driscoll was born in Grand Forks, North Dakota, and was raised Roman Catholic in a rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Seattle."

"rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Seattle."


also, apparently this is wiki-worthy. I wonder if it's on his resume:

"He is a 1989 graduate of Highline High School in Burien, Washington, where he served as student body president and editor of the school newspaper."

I liked Driscoll's glowing review of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" "Scriptwriter Lukas Heller correctly plants the women within the home, rarely venturing out their God-directed confines. Also, as dried up dusty uterus-carriers, they quite rightly are of no use to God's men, but rather collect in the dustbin of gay camp. Victor Buono appears as an overgrown infant."
I am thinking about getting a picture of the editor of The Stranger, and writing an article, which will say that HE wrote it. Then, HE will insult Americans, Jews, Muslims, and as many people as possible. Finally, HE will admit that he likes to have sex with dead bodies. Sure, it's all false, and ruins his reputation, but hey, since he is using this paper to pretend that Mark Driscoll is writing this type of stuff, why not?

I had no idea it was legal to pretend to be a private citizen and then do everything in your power to ruin their reputation. Only a rag of a paper, and a person with no moral ground would do something like this.
Only a rag of a newspaper, and a person with no moral character, would pretend to be another person and write crap that was not said by that person. This stuff was not written by Mark Driscoll, and I wish this newspaper would get their A sued for it.
7/8: Mark Driscoll has devoted his life to cramming made-up shit in Jesus' mouth. This is a way to begin evening the score.
I love this column! Thanks Pastor Mark!
This column was not as good as the last one because the author seems to be confusing Glen Beck with Mark Driscoll. Although he condemns homosexuality he would never use the word "Fag."
Pasture Mark looks just like Zippy the Pinhead.
Matthew 5:10-12

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. “Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
I think it's funny that the the stranger is trying to increase it's circulation by piggy-backing onto Driscoll's popularity in the Seattle area. This column is nothing more than a shameless ploy to get attention. The sad thing is that I think it has worked.