This is lame. Pastor Mark didn't write this.

The next 'New Column!' column needs to be co-written by Pastor Mark and Gloria Trout. Come on! Do it! I dare you!

Don't you see!!! By telling us not to try it, he's making us crave it even more. Can I get a billy club and some handcuffs with my cop porn. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!! nom nom nom... more butt(ery) topping please:)

TRUFAX: There's a porn called "hot buttered cop porn" that Kelly should review.

I liked Driscoll's glowing review of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" "Scriptwriter Lukas Heller correctly plants the women within the home, rarely venturing out their God-directed confines. Also, as dried up dusty uterus-carriers, they quite rightly are of no use to God's men, but rather collect in the dustbin of gay camp. Victor Buono appears as an overgrown infant."

I am thinking about getting a picture of the editor of The Stranger, and writing an article, which will say that HE wrote it. Then, HE will insult Americans, Jews, Muslims, and as many people as possible. Finally, HE will admit that he likes to have sex with dead bodies. Sure, it's all false, and ruins his reputation, but hey, since he is using this paper to pretend that Mark Driscoll is writing this type of stuff, why not?

I had no idea it was legal to pretend to be a private citizen and then do everything in your power to ruin their reputation. Only a rag of a paper, and a person with no moral ground would do something like this.

Only a rag of a newspaper, and a person with no moral character, would pretend to be another person and write crap that was not said by that person. This stuff was not written by Mark Driscoll, and I wish this newspaper would get their A sued for it.

I love this column! Thanks Pastor Mark!

Pasture Mark looks just like Zippy the Pinhead.