Quick poll:
Which sucks more this week?
a) Drunk of the Week
b) New Column!

I think I vote for a) Drunk of the Week sucking more- every once in a while, New Column! provides me with helpful guidance from the religious leaders of Mars Hill Church and I feel saved through the gospel of the almighty dollar. Plus, you know Dr. Bev Crusher turns you on, so I already know your vote.

New Column bites wang this week. Not every week, just this week.

Tie

I don't know what you are all talking about. This is hilarious.

Thanks charity. Jeezus you whine about the mystical hipster, but what's worse than a "hated it!" anon internet poster. Waaaah, my free entertainment was sub par!

Thanks charity. Jeezus you whine about the mystical hipster, but what's worse than a "hated it!" anon internet poster. Waaaah, my free entertainment was sub par!

Who the HELL is Jerry Masterson?? His name alone sounds made up.

Is he supposed to be the New Leave it to Beaver?

come on, it is moderately amusing, even funny.

Wow, peaked at 8.