Columns Apr 23, 2014 at 4:00 am

Dear God

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1
Can we question this god, or is this one of those jealous ones?
2
Dear God, are we, on the planet You created for us to share, doomed to the shameless weapons of mass destruction, the record profit-lusting oligarchs and their bought government?
Is there any hope that you can and will help us salvage your lovely planet, restore checks and balances, and return us to good, common sense before it's too late?
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@2: This is God. No. You're fucked.

Next question?
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@3: If you really ARE God and not a troll, aren't you at least saddened by the senseless man-made destruction of the planet you designed and designated for humans, animals, and other life forms?

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