Gross....

Wait, does that mean God doesn't want animal sacrifices anymore ? And why did you design us with sharp canine teeth ?

I can tell that's not god talking, cause if god thought eating animals was gross he would make them all taste like radishes instead of bacon or lamb.

Possible reasons the home of the legendary Cuban pork sandwich has mysteriously closed down:
1. God is Yahweh.
2. God is Allah.
3. God is indeed Christendom's Lord and Savior and occasionally likes to show how bothered He is that the kosher laws got bastardized out of Christianity.
4. Strangely enough, God has been listening to noted atheist Bill Maher.

It's also worth noting that God apparently feels free to cut loose a little now that He knows well-known meat lover Bethany Jean Clement has left The Stranger.

Keep in mind this is all speculation. I claim no special knowledge of God's will. Paseo's inexplicable closing could just as well be evidence God hates tofu too.