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Francine Is Back, with an All-New Positive Message: You’re RIGHT About That

Comments

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dachshunds are the best!
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You forgot to add golf to your list of the most boring sports. Boring. So boring. The best cure for insomnia boring. Makes a speech by Maggie Gallagher seem almost interesting, it's so boring. Right up there with watching bass fishing tournaments boring. Also, egg salad sandwiches -- mmmmm, yessss.
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Good column and a keeper!
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Much improved. Positivity for the win!
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No! Don't say that! Paul Constant does a great job every day reminding us of the bigots and assholes involved with politics, religion, god knows what else. Negativity for the win!
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Francine looks like Sasha Grey's older sister.
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@6: You're right about that.

WTF was that about blue whales? They're not right about that.
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@5 But that is what is so cool about this now, sweetpea. Totally still negative, but DELIGHTFULLY cheery.

I love it!
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This column is stupid.
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don't blank out on your toast, praise the host. don't be stingy and gross, feed a ghost.