Columns Feb 25, 2015 at 4:00 am

Will Someone Please Adopt... Scruffles, the GOP Kitten?

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Brilliant!
Trebor on February 28, 2015 at 7:34 AM Report this
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Scuffles supported Mitt-ens, who just dropped out of the race. Scruffles thought Mitt-ens was purrfect
pat L on February 28, 2015 at 4:51 PM Report this
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you know what's not funny? fucking conservatives.
Max Solomon on February 28, 2015 at 5:44 PM Report this
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What's happened to the quality of SLOG original content that the top comments are two Savage Love columns, two I, Anonymous columns and a Drunk Of The Week?
Banna on February 28, 2015 at 6:02 PM Report this
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But what does Scruffles believe about BENGHAZI???
rowan redwing on February 28, 2015 at 6:59 PM Report this
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Scruffles is young enough to be re-educated in a more proper Democratic, liberal mindset. The horror of growing up being a republican! She will make someone a wonderful companion and live a long and fulfilling life as a liberal thinking cat.
longwayhome on February 28, 2015 at 7:44 PM Report this
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@4,

Not sure if they've maybe got a systems issue or something, but I actually went and looked and that drunk of the week post only has seven comments. Your point is valid regardless, and slog posts are seeming to more often resemble something from fucking buzzfeed.
mikethehammer on February 28, 2015 at 9:59 PM Report this
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Would Scruffles cut off funding to the DHS, in order to keep America safe from big government?
rowan redwing on February 28, 2015 at 10:39 PM Report this
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However, elderly democrat felines tend to miss making it to the littler box during on a daily basis.
raindrop on February 28, 2015 at 11:20 PM Report this
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Democrat felines, however, suffer more frequent incontinence given the amount of spin they have to process on a daily basis.
raindrop on February 28, 2015 at 11:24 PM Report this
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@7: Indeed. The Buzzfeedification of The Stranger continues. How long before we get the "you won't believe..." posts or listicles filled with GIFs? I'm at my breaking point. The Stranger has officially become a joke.
delirian on March 1, 2015 at 5:23 AM Report this
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I live under a rock, so I'd never actually seen Buzzfeed before today. I just had a look, and I see what y'all are talking about. Stranger Slog has indeed gone all Buzzfeedy. Bring back the old Stranger Slog (oh, wait, you can't, you got rid of all the journalists).
originalcinner on March 1, 2015 at 8:56 AM Report this
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Slog and The Stranger has been working it's way towards irrelevance for years. This is just the latest in a long line of pathetic postings. Hell, most stuff Dan posts are old Savage Love letters.

I miss Josh, I even miss Erica and I miss Original Monique and Mr. Poe. *sniff* But hey, Gentrification is now GOOD!!! Except when it isn't.
Cato the Younger Younger on March 1, 2015 at 9:05 AM Report this
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Mr. poe was a one note act.
Matt from Denver on March 1, 2015 at 9:16 AM Report this
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Talk about a finicky cat.
jeffg166 on March 1, 2015 at 10:24 AM Report this
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Let Scruffles run free! Why continue to support the welfare state for this perfectly able animal? /s
elbowman on March 1, 2015 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Investigative journalism (hell, *any* journalism) is dead at the Stranger. Wonder if they ruffled a few too many feathers?
deadrose on March 1, 2015 at 11:46 AM Report this
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@6 Perhaps Scruffles could be sent to a re-education camp where it couls be arranged for her to be put to sleep. Certain countries of late used to do this all the time.
bertha on March 1, 2015 at 12:03 PM Report this
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Guess you had to be there.
seandr on March 1, 2015 at 6:07 PM Report this
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@18 Re- educate and euthanize? What's the point of that? There are too many healthy animals put to sleep every day because of people not neutering their pets.
longwayhome on March 1, 2015 at 7:46 PM Report this
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because she's a republican feline.
bertha on March 1, 2015 at 10:19 PM Report this
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Scruffles for a female kitten? Are you fucking kidding?!?!?! No wonder she's a fucking republican. How about Lady Snugglesworth Brixton? And Brixy for short?
Last of the Time Lords on March 2, 2015 at 12:29 PM Report this

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