this is the only column in this paper that tells the truth, the rest is all queer propaganda and obama suckupism. i'll be in town for the hydro's birch! i'll buya that scotch myself. we''ll get some burgers at dick's then run across the street to the blue moon , then we can shoot down to my 36' yacht on the log boom and watch the show , while all the hippies and low lifes cram themselves on the beach , and smell each others stink of the poor. why? cause i got it like that!