"(and probably a pubic hair or two lodged in his throat)."
Hey, I've gotten stray pubic hairs in my mouth way more often from guys than women.
And, by the way, women's juices rarely wind up shooting you in the eye or up the nose (unless she's a squirter, I guess--then that's a different story).
I know this is about 4 years after the original publication date, but for anyone else out there on the intertubes procrastinating essays etc. on the savage archives:
There are PLENTY of women (yours truly among them) who want to be called whores and told that there men when to be tied up.
Hey, I've gotten stray pubic hairs in my mouth way more often from guys than women.
And, by the way, women's juices rarely wind up shooting you in the eye or up the nose (unless she's a squirter, I guess--then that's a different story).
There are PLENTY of women (yours truly among them) who want to be called whores and told that there men when to be tied up.