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I know where not to buy toys.
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I could hardly blame Dan for not knowing this, but someone should have told Love Vibrating Cock to put the vibrator in her ass! There's a reason they don't make the vibrators she asks for: it sounds good as a fantasy, but it does NOT feel good in real life. It's also very easy to get injured that way (both the guy and the girl). A vibrator in the ass makes it tighter for the guy, but not so tight as to cause pain, and would give LVC the sensation she's hoping for. It's great fun - you really can't tell what's what and what's where. If you want to forget which hole it's in, just use a little bullet - it feels just like having two vibrating penises stretching your vagina. Here's hoping LVC discovered this little trick on her own!
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Funny how people are so squicky about sharing sex toys, which can be cleaned, but not about slutting around with strange people, who cannot.