Columns Feb 5, 2004 at 4:00 am

The Masked Man


Well . . . I'm a straight guy, and I care about the texture of my boxer shorts. (Knit ones are far more comfortable than woven.) But I don't care about what my friends are wearing, and as for the whole beautiful-eyes-knee-tickling business, girlfriend, *please*.

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