Dan was completely wrong about fantasizing about fucking someone when they were alive after they've died. Masturbation is all about fantasy. There's no reason not to fantasize about what it would have been like to fuck a person in the past who is now dead. There's nothing creepy about imagining yourself as JFK fucking Marilyn Monroe in the White House or taking Mae West up on her offer to come up and see her some time. The reason masturbating to photos of Anna Nicole Smith seemed creepy to MAN was because she had died RECENTLY. You can't help thinking about the death when someone has just died. Once you get used to the death, it'll stop seeming creepy.

Pendant811, I had to read her clunky sentence a few times. I thought the implication was that the dick may not have been attached at all.

I agree with Dan's advice to SIBH. But I would add that she also put condoms in the nightstand, her purse, the glove compartment, a kitchen drawer or two, her mailbox, her sewing basket, her jewelry box, the cookie jar, and her stash box.

Condoms are as necessary as bottled water.

Ask the pharmacist for condoms? In 2007? What?

Methinks Mr. Savage speaketh of the LWs Victorian language and lack of awareness that she could just buy condoms and have them handy instead of thinking they might just magically appear:

"deflowering me... when we were naked, but there were no condoms"

Thus he points out that even well-bred young gentlewomen might find cause to consult their apothecaries, i.e. go to the drugstore and buy some damn condoms already!