"Former Washington State University receiver and Puyallup high school football standout Derrick Anthony Dillon, 32, has been charged with first-degree robbery in connection with a bank holdup in Shoreline, WA. Dillon, who majored in criminal justice at WSU, is also being investigated for two other local bank robberies."
Y'know, if you've decided on bank robbery as your career path, a criminal justice major in college could actually give you some very useful information. It's kind of like stealing the other team's playbook.
THIS! This made my day.