Hmmmmm.

I see neither aesthetic nor practical appeal to the designs.

But I enjoy reading your column, nonetheless. Please keep up the good work.

Well, maybe you should stroll through my house. I've been crocheting and embroidering my own designs since the early 1970s. I don't sell my stuff but I guess I could. I'm just a bit of a recluse, but you would always be welcome to see my stuff created over many decades. The other odd thing is that you might not find a guy (like me) that crochets and embroiders as frequently as a girl.
Follow your own design...in art and in life.