Conjugal Visit: A Long Time Coming

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I had no idea human sex could be so uninteresting.

Popelick Monster on March 14, 2018 at 8:55 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to “spotted dick”.

ROThornhill on March 14, 2018 at 1:16 PM

*yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

auntie grizelda on March 23, 2018 at 11:23 AM

Damn, his scenario was completely uninteresting and “yawwwwn”- worthy?

I’m intrigued to hear about YOUR wildly exciting c interesting sex stories!
Until then- maybe not talk shit on those that are actually having sex more than you?

Obviously, it’s just for fun and games, but I find it funny people who don’t even HAVE sex saying it’s boring. But yeah, it’s fun to shit talk- I do it all the time as well. 😂🤙

aeros66 on March 25, 2018 at 10:33 AM

I thought this was an I, Anonymous and was like "am I getting weird because I really don't see any problem here?"

Dougsf on March 26, 2018 at 6:26 PM

@6: Yeah, I had the same thought. These articles have been running for ~5 months, and this is the first one I think I've actually read.

Knat on March 26, 2018 at 7:13 PM

“Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never believed any of your stories were true. Until it happened to me...”

Zzzzzzz...

Dr.Zaius on March 26, 2018 at 7:17 PM

Straight sex is gross!

blackhook on March 26, 2018 at 7:27 PM

I think it's hilarious that the people who think this was uninteresting took the time to comment. If it was so boring, why not just move on?

I thought it was a concise description of something really quite sexy. I'm glad for them that it was worth the wait.

Mike Friedman on March 28, 2018 at 4:14 PM