Johnny Sampson

They were a wealthy Bellevue couple seeking a hot young stud. I was a 20-year-old Seattle University student with a lot of hang-ups and no girlfriend. We met via the personal ads on Craigslist (RIP). The wife asked if I would fuck her while her husband watched. I was down. We met at a hotel room the next night. Not only had I never had sex with someone while another person watched, I’d never had sex with anyone. Later, when my girlfriend asked me how I lost my virginity, I lied. I wasn’t ready to tell her I lost my virginity to a woman the same age as my mom while her husband watched from the other side of the room with his hands cuffed behind his back and my underwear over his head. My girlfriend likes to think she’s corrupting a good Catholic boy, and I didn’t want to ruin that for her. She’ll probably see this and figure out it’s me—and that’s okay, because I’m ready to tell her the truth. (Hi, dollbutt!) “ERIC”


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