I especially liked the 2nd one from the end.

Some of us are dual citizens and Canadian veterans

On the "reggae music in restaurants [sic]]...": I'm sick of e.g., Mariachi music played loudly in Seattle-area restaurants. As the learned Donald Trump would proudly say: 'Go the Hell Back to Mexico, You Bitch!" (Northern [i.e., Spanish-descended] Mexicans REALLY hate any kind of Black or Caribbean culture [as well as the Native-descended Mexicans in their Southern States.)

"Voting for Hillary Clinton Solely on Her Promise to Declassify UFO Files: I can get behind that". recommended - and because shes a woman! Femanizis love women in power. UFO files will never be disclosed because society is a bunch of animanls. I mean, just look at how "educated" and "informed" society reacts to just the mere threat of snow in Seattle. Actual concrete full-on disclosure would drive the populace insane with their delusions of grander being totally Annihilated. Its why no establishment-backed president, liberal or conservative, has been able or is willing to go so far on the subject. So, I'd say "shes wong about that".

I think Broad city is great.

Please retire this lame Fran Lebowitz neverwillbe.