great list ! Seems kinda anti-bro but thanks for sharing

When will the Stranger say something nice about bros? Think of the bros. #poorbros

More ducking cliche

F C-G, you think about fireworks, A LOT!

F C-G, I'm sorry no one wants to make out with you on a blanket as fireworks explode in the sky overhead.

"Fireworks: They're not for smug liberal assholes who can't wait to tell you they don't own a TV or how important Fair Trade coffee is"

How come we never have fireworks and the Blue Angeles at the same time?

@7: I can't even tell if it's metasatire.

9 dear, we used to *almost* have that. For a while there, the Seafair Air Show used to have a nighttime fireworks show, which was wonderful. I delight in the Air Show (mostly because I enjoy the irritation it causes certain Seattleites when they are confronted with one of the remnants of the "old Seattle" they are always gushing on about) but I would gladly give it up if they would bring the fireworks show back.

for people who like to support one of the few ways that cash moves from the hands of white people into the pockets of Native Americans in Washington

@sportlandia YES! YOU should get your own column! Then maybe there would finally be a Stranger piece good for something besides housebreaking a puppy!