It’s spelled “Chopp”. Kids these days. No respect for the mustache.

Carmen Best is at Bob Ferguson’s party?

Well… my vote for Bob Ferguson just went up in a cloud of tear gas.

Sara Nelson story I shared a few months back: my wife and I went on a date at Majestic Bay. When we got there, Sara Nelson and her date were in our seats. We showed our tickets and they begrudgingly moved seats. Always stuck in my mind as a classic line-crosser move when it's dark and she thought nobody would catch her.

Shaun Scott landslide. Someone sweep Andrea Suarez...she's garbage.

Uh, Ferguson is not "AHEAD BY 45.8% OF THE VOTE," dummy. He HAS 45.8% of the vote. That's likely to creep up a bit, but not a great showing by Inslee's heir apparent, in my view.

Republicans are currently 1 and 2 in the Commissioner of Public Lands race. Upthegrove better up the late vote.

WE'd
better
upthevote
w/RCV be-
Fore "repubs"
steal everything
that may or may Not
be properly nailed down.

What am I going to do with all my Semi Bird "Birdbrain" T-shirts?

@8 send'em to the underclothed in the 3rd world along with the Let's Go Brandon shirts and the Super Bowl LVIII Champion SF 49er shirts!

Good luck with that, Ronald and Nancy dear. I don't think my fellow mannequin is going anywhere.

Also, the "1900 Fifth Ave Bar and Lounge" is the lobby bar in the Westin. Who has an election night party in a hotel bar? What sort of self-respecting hotel rents out their bar for a party? My, how the Westin has fallen....

@8
mail 'em
to the trumpf
campaign postage Due

they'll Need them
to cry their beady
little eyes out on.