"bad stuff comes in threes!" "what? no they don't!" "sure they do, you just start counting bad things and when you reach three then you start a new group". oh what weather records are breakable if you can ask for the most of a record for any past N time units. "did you know we broke more weather records in the past 153 years then any previous 153 year period of recorded weather records!?" "bah, now you're just being a twit"