Maybe we're the problem and climate change is the solution. That would make trump the hero we deserve.

Done in one

Climate changes.
It always has, it always will.
It is a very dynamic phenomenon.
Thinking anything will freeze the climate at the status quo and keep it from changing is beyond ignorant.
The smart move would be to accept that Climate Changes and prepare to adapt to those changes.
The dinosaurs probably parked their SUVs and biked everywhere, but we see where that got them.
Quit fearing Climate Change.
And fearmongering it.
It is inevitable.
Adapt.

By Jove, stop pointing out all these depressing facts about climate change (known as "hyping" in denialist circles) or you're going to upset our resident queens of denial.

Except that the tsunamis are going to flush the costal elites right down the crapper....

@5 It's quite delusional to think the wealthy are going to be wealthy for long when civilization collapses and the hordes of refugees are the front gate of the compound.

@5 Is this that "compassionate conservatism" they were talking about a few years back?

@8 believe it or not but your displayed level of stupidity is so common among Slog conservatives that it is difficult to say for certain whether or not you are being serious

"That's extremely fucking rapid and is, despite what Donald will tell you, entirely due to burning fossil fuels."

That's good news! I was among those who believed deforestation, ozone depletion, and a host of other factors contributed to anthropogenic climate change, but now I don't need to worry about that stuff anymore.

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And about time we let cows off the hook for belching and farting, as well.

"...much like coal-burning PLANETS do today." o_O
Like, all one of them? Or did all the Mars exploration robots get together and build a coal-burning plant there with which to power themselves?