Chop Suey Capitol Hill
Thu., April 16, 8 p.m. 2015 21+
Recommended by Emily Nokes
While I do not usually condone FOMO, I highly suggest you not miss out on this train wreck of a shitshow. While it’s always been hard to describe quite what exactly a CHRISTEENE is, I’ll go with: Austin-based stank-terror-drag phenomenon in a sweat-matted fright wig and uncomfortably blue contacts. She makes hardcore electronic music/filthy dance pop (check her NSFAnywhere videos online); the raunchy live show sometimes involves a giant cloth vagina, but will most definitely feature her more-than-half-naked backup dancers, T Gravel and C Baby, busting all the choreography. Expect a healthy dose of butt cheeks and take tomorrow off.