Chop Suey Capitol Hill
Sat., Jan. 13, 1:30 p.m. 2018 All Ages
Recommended by Mike Nipper
Kids shredding Metallica covers on a Saturday afternoon? Uh, yeah, just go to this. It’ll be so much fun, like watching kids have “kid fun” fun. And, again, they’ll be shredding Metallica, so y’all can sing along and throw devil horns and shit, which the kids will love. This is nothing but a hessian win for everyone! Do it. YAYUH-YEEE-AAAHHHHH!