9th Annual Linda's Prom
Recommended
For the ninth year in a row, the ever-popular Capitol Hill watering hole will transform into the dimly lit gymnasium of your dreams, fit to house all the Axe Body Spray, cheap booze, and revelatory dancing of your youth. Per the rules of proms everywhere, spiked punch will be available, a king and queen will be crowned at midnight, and DJ Pretty Please will surely provide a generous dose of throwbacks.