Comedy Underground Pioneer Square
June 28–29, 8:30 pm, 10:30 pm
Recommended by Dave Segal
Trenton Davis tackles the familiar comedic topics of marriage, race, parenthood, and insecurity about one’s genitalia. Guys, when your female partner says your penis is “perfect,” do not interpret that as a compliment. He also laments the frequency of divorce in the United States. “Marriage is the only thing you do where the more you do it, the worse you get at it. America makes marriage too easy. You ought to have to get a degree in relationships before you get married.” And Davis’s bits about how women would act if they had dicks and how the lack of black Band-Aids represents the last bastion of racism are hysterical.