"Raise your hand if you’ve picked up a beautiful orchid from Trader Joe’s only to watch it die a slow and lonely death, wondering why it just won’t give you another flower spike. Us too… But fear no more! Come learn some basic bitch orchid care for phalaenopsis orchids. Phals are a great place to start if you have always fancied keeping orchids in your home, and most of their care needs can be applied to other orchid varieties too. Learn how to recognize signs of over and under watering, when to repot, how to repot, what to repot in, what medium to use, light requirements, healthy roots versus dead roots, and most importantly, how to get them to bloom again. Readily available and in a host of colors and sizes, phals are sure to bring your specialty indoor plant game to a whole new level. Please feel free to bring any thriving or just surviving orchids with you for custom troubleshooting and advice!" (Promo Copy)