Extras May 24, 2007 at 4:00 am

Why Can't I Get Laid?


The funny thing about your response to YALE's letter was that you didn't acknowledge even once that the multiple mentions of YALE thinking he was SO HOT (and including pictures! I almost thought it was a joke by that point) probably point to the fact that people don't just assume YALE is "an egotistical bastard" because of his looks, he IS one. Clearly. Hot, yes, but still an egotistical bastard.
Also, he signed his letter "YALE." Somebody is impressed with both his own looks and his educational credentials.

Also, not to be TOO judgmental... his poses say "douchebag." They do not say, "Natural, easygoing, fun-loving hot guy."
FFS, this guy just screams douchebag. I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. I'm pretty sure "The Situation" pulls off those same poses when he's getting ready to go out.
As a recent Yale alum I'm intrigued. Though based on how easy it is to get laid there I'm kinda skeptical that this is real, especially as he seems pretty comfortable with his sexuality.
I'm pretty sure I once got into a conversation with this guy. We were both at a restaurant in New York wearing Yale shirts, and ended up chatting about college.
Hot, yes. But probably a narcissistic douchebag.
I'll fuck him, as long as I don't have to talk to him beforehand or afterwards. LOL

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