funny shit man, your a badass writer.

Holy hell. This was amazing.

Forget the rest of those guys, I'm voting for Humpy, but only if he promises to wear assless chaps to the Inauguration.

No matter the color of the puppets, be it red or blue, the strings all go to the same hands.

Wake up, it's all going to shit.

this made my day.

THE BEST!!!! LOL...I LOVE IT!

re: zinger history.

You forgot "You forgot Poland"! FAIL

I thought I was the only one who remembered "FACE," and the accompanying grab-at-your-chin manuever while saying it.

oh - oh... oh my..! ahhhhhhh....
whew. 0.0 that was amazing.

I literally laughed out loud. Great writing! I'm hoping that the candidates will take your advice.

Ha, ha.
Good one, Humpy (tm)

Three thumbs up!

This had to be one of the best articles I have read, atleast some one out her can have fun with all this political craze.

Good God y'all, this article is extremely entertaining! Unfortunately the article makes some sense. Just look at who we last elected (twice!) George (poopy drawers) Bush! I don't know what to think anymore, but maybe give the efforts listed in this article a try!

Oh man...I just laughed so hard there are tears running down my face. Thanks, I needed that!

had great potential to be funny, but instead chose to focus on McCain's arms. Never even mentioned his jowls or Obama's ability to turn his blackness on and off at a whim.

OMG!
OMG!
OMG!

Brilliant! I enjoyed the piece immensely, and have it sent around to everyone I know as required reading.

My friend Brian (who's "urban") loves to casually throw around the n-word when he's talking to particularly douche-y and non-"urban" people. It's amazing watching how flustered they get.

How awesome would it've been if Obama had done the same in response to some of McLame's comments: "N** please. Stop pretending the war started in 2007," etc. Watching the bloated, craggly face do a double-take (or at least try) would've been priceless.

May-o-naise!

This is fun things which are happening in Americen politics..

Lenin
Crystal Meth Addiction

This is so funny that it's easy to miss several profound truths that you so accurately summarized. OUTSTANDING!! :)

You made me cry. I was at the pub laughing and crying and people were staring. I think I love you in that non sexual sort of way.

I read this article on my bus ride home from WWU, and i laughed all the way home. Im retty sure the other bus riders thought i was crazy, but oh well, GREAT JOB

Howled with laughter. The eight cops at the next table wondered what I was consuming

I'm about as liberal as you can get, but I was highly offended by Humphrey's comments about McCain. It's hard to convince any conservative considering voting for Obama with statements like, "...since McCain is old, feeble, and used to spending a lot of time on his back (a possible holdover from the days he spent lazing around Vietcong sweatboxes)" and "except for you, McCain, you can't hold up your arms."

It's sad when a writer can't develop real arguments but rather just lie on his own back and insult those he doesn't agree with!

One of the most beautiful articles i have read in a long, long time. And by beautiful i mean capable of making me laugh so hard my ass literally fell onto the floor. Physically impossible? Not with an article this fantastical.

I am soooo going as Sarah Palin for Halloween -- she is scary!
http://blog.costumekingdom.com/i-can-see-russia-from-my-house/

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