Features Dec 12, 2012 at 4:00 am

VOTE! Who Should Be Crowned Drunk of the Year?

Kelly O
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1
Where's Michael from Snoqualmie Pass? He'd get my vote!
auntie grizelda on December 12, 2012 at 10:22 AM Report this
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Man I am struggling with this way too much. Even more than those obscure way down the ballot initiatives that seem kind of vague and you didn't research them at all.
longball on December 12, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
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The goat reminds me of this thing. Sounds like Straw didn't have a strong moral upbringing like Latoya and Daisy Horse did.
MacCrocodile on December 12, 2012 at 12:52 PM Report this
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It's really hard!! I think I'm gonna run in 2013. Michelob Ultra and Rumple Minze all the Way.
jduder41 on December 12, 2012 at 1:08 PM Report this
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Goat drank his ears off.
Sandiai on December 12, 2012 at 1:56 PM Report this
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How did the naked dumpster nap guy not make on to the list? Were you worried that you would have to censor the cover?
delirian on December 12, 2012 at 2:16 PM Report this
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the drunk mouse is a gimmick. I see that guy in vegas with the same act. He is actually quite sober.
on December 12, 2012 at 2:40 PM Report this
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@ 6 and @ 1 — I was a little worried about these two nudie-butts...

Michael: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…

Dumpster Nap: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…

Maybe they should have been included?
Kelly O on December 12, 2012 at 3:07 PM Report this
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@2 - RESEARCH! Investigative reporting for Drunk of the Week?
Kelly O on December 12, 2012 at 3:09 PM Report this
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The two pics of Mickey are of the same guy? His pants are a different color in the two shots. Well, maybe he had an accident and had to change.
Eastside Mama on December 12, 2012 at 3:21 PM Report this
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@6: Yeah, I can understand why you can't include them on the cover. But I don't think nudity should be something that disqualifies you from the honor of being the Drunk of the Year. Let's be honest, nobody on the list could possibly regret their drunkenness more than those two.
delirian on December 12, 2012 at 3:48 PM Report this
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@8 I always enjoy nude drunks.
Pope Peabrain on December 12, 2012 at 4:25 PM Report this
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@8 Kelly O: Yeah---how about adding the Naked Dumpster Guy as well as Michael? I don't know--unless it's a censor thing, possible legalities, or something...?

@11: Agreed! I vote for Michael, the Snoqualmie Snowman!
auntie grizelda on December 12, 2012 at 6:56 PM Report this
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Anybody but Melisssaaaaah. Jesus.
on December 12, 2012 at 7:17 PM Report this
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John Boehner, who else gets drunk and screws a whole country?
Frank Blethen's vodka distiller on December 12, 2012 at 8:31 PM Report this
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Don't want to be a wet blanket, y'all, but I don't think there anything funny about alcohol abuse. In fact, if you've ever known or lived with a drunk, they're more pitiful than cute and funny. Just sayin'.
Bauhaus I on December 13, 2012 at 8:57 AM Report this
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@15: Holy shit, Batman---you've got me there!
auntie grizelda on December 13, 2012 at 11:47 AM Report this
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DUMPSTER NAP IS DRUNK OF THE CENTURY.
Josh Bis on December 13, 2012 at 2:26 PM Report this
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Melisssaaaahhh. I was going to vote for Straw, but that hypnotic goat eye is telling me to do something else. Must Obey Goat Eye....
freesandbags on December 14, 2012 at 8:00 PM Report this
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Kelly O, could I still vote for Michael?
auntie grizelda on December 14, 2012 at 9:49 PM Report this
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I vote for number 2! Mommy Deer-est!
on December 16, 2012 at 2:25 PM Report this
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@20 - At this point, I don't think so. Sorry!
More nudityn (less censorship) in 2013 though, promise!
Kelly O on December 17, 2012 at 1:22 PM Report this
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@22 Kelly O: Okay.....hmm....freesandbags, I think you're right, then.
What IS it about Straw? Those really are some hypnotic eyes!!
The goat says one more vote for Melissssaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Merry Cat's Mess to all and to all a safe, happy, healthy & prosperous 2013 and beyond! Cheers, everybody!!
auntie grizelda on December 18, 2012 at 2:39 PM Report this
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Wait-- what about the hot girl at Havana who made the cover by fellating a light fixture? She gets my vote.
WFM on December 18, 2012 at 7:09 PM Report this
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Tim Eyman ftw! Woo hoo!
Will in Seattle on December 18, 2012 at 8:16 PM Report this
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But otherwise, Melissa
Will in Seattle on December 18, 2012 at 8:17 PM Report this
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I want to see the ones everyones talking about.
Emily Intense on December 31, 2012 at 4:00 PM Report this

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