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Drunk of the Week's Official Guide to College Boozing

Champion Fun-Haver “Ashley Alaska” was The Stranger’s Drunk of the Week in June 2009. Kelly O

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Kelly ,
You are a great writer, if Slog screws up and lets you go...

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Just sayin'
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Beware of the "Brown Devil" as he might see you puking in the backseat of someone's car as you are time traveling down the road to nowhere. Right?
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I remember DOTH Champ Ashley the Alaskan from 2009. You GLUG, girl!
KellyO, you just plain rock the house! Don't ever stop.
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@4: Aiiii!--sorry for the typo! That's supposed to read "DOTW".
Ohhhh brother---I'm not the least bit hung over, and all I've had so far today is black coffee and bottled water!
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For a hangover, skip the Nuun (it tastes awful anyways) and the coconut water (way too low in sodium), pick up the Gatorade, and get some chicken noodle soup. Start with the salty sports drink. Any water you intake before that your body won't retain. You'll just urinate it right back out. Sodium is the key to hydration and water retention. Potassium and B vitamins are fine, but they won't help your hangover. The hangover has occurred because you are dehydrated, and alcohol displaces water in a number of your body's systems.

Athletes tend to shun Nuun for Gleukos, btw.
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This is just personal experience, but if you have a convertible or a bike, fresh air and wind is one of my best hangover helpers... And if you can force yourself to exercise, sweating helps a ton.
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Skip the Nuun and the Gatorade and go get yourself a big bowl of Pho.

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