How to Drink in Your Dorm Room Without Getting Caught

Advice from someone who drank in their dorm room and got caught.

Comments

1

Practicing for Supreme Court hearings in 2048?

3

I am a failure. How did I not know this?

4

Put it into your backpack
Lock your door
Spend the next 4 years figuring out how to get paid to write an article using 1200 words to say 1 & 2.

5

I went to the UW and lived in Haggett Hall dorms in 1982/3. I had no idea alcohol was forbidden. We all drank freely and openly. Our only challenge was procuring the stuff from the state liquor stores whilst under-age. I guess it figures that things have changed with today's surveillance state. Kids these days have been over-supervised and over-policed since they were born.