We don't believe Elizabeth Warren came in third in the survey among straight men.
Even in a contest with only three women.
Even if she was the last female on the planet.

@1 She may not be your type, Desperation, but she has more fans than you might expect. Notice the other top-threes? Lesbians prefer Elizabeth Warren over Kirsten Gillibrand.

I still don't know what findom is.

Not sure I want to either.

@1 I'd bang, I bet she is freaky as hell. In my experience there is no correlation between homogeneous good looks and fuck skills - the inverse actually. Especially if I get to call her Madame President while I do it. I am ready to give my all for my country!

@4 somebody with policy positions that thorough probably has some serious technique, right?

@5 totally, planned out to a T. Which makes it extra transgressive when the rules get broken and plans go awry..

The Candidate Fuckability poll needs to be thrown out for a fundamental flaw. Whatever you think of her policies or positions, the fact that Tulsi Gabbard wasn’t even available as an option to pick is utterly ridiculous. How did the candidate who looks like Hawaiian Padma Lakshmi with a surfer bod get excluded? Was the poll creator didn’t like her and knew she’d win in a landslide? FAKE POLL.

The older you get the more fuckable everyone else is.

@7 LOL The Stranger STILL in the "ignore at all costs" phase re Tulsi Gabbard.
"Do not mention the war!", is the Basil Fawlty line over here.
Such nice people...

@7 Gabbard was disqualified because she's a cultic android.

@10 Opposing wars of aggression in the Middle East is the single kink that The Stranger crowd frowns upon. They aren't too upfront about it, though. Old Mr D went rah-rah for invading Iraq in 2003, had to make a sort of apology and to this day he's still on the low-down about his preferences.