Do Republicans even Believe in women's orgasms?

Thanks for the Tips, Katie! (U 2, Stranger!)
I shall take notes and get a new
headlamp.

Addendum for the "Use your hands." segment: clean hands, trimmed (but not freshly-trimmed!*) nails!

*Your nails are real jagged at a microscopic level right after a trim. Even if you can't tell, she will certainly can. Not sure if your nails are safely worn from the last trim? Your pants - especially rough material like jeans - can serve as a decent nail-file in a pinch.

"Even if you can't tell, her pussy certainly can." is what that should say. Lost that in the rewording.

@2 Freshly trimmed is fine if you put a little effort into it. Men need to learn how to use nail files. I always file at a 45-degree angle or so after trimming them to round them out so that I don't end up with what amounts to a straight razor at the end of each finger.

@4: Right, I know. It's just that I've never met a single straight man that carries a nail file around, which is why I mentioned the trick with the jeans. Most of us basic bucks tend to wear jeans.

I think I read that trick in "Box Lunch: The Layperson's Guide to Cunnilingus", but I'm not sure anymore.

I honestly was rooting this ‘author’ during the entire article, BUUTTTT - As a woman, i do HAVE to say...for the author’s benefit and to alllll my ladies out there......Nothing he said was accurate im sorry (This comment is for the author’s benefit) Home boy- It’s not that F**ing technical....When you feel a hard spot while eating a woman out, you play & suck it much like a lollipop - (this is THE CLIT) yes you got the ‘clit’ right...however...from there once she starts moaning you now have the invitation to go PRIMAL on her... this is the moment you will want to utilize the ‘flat thick’ tounge technique, and when she starts begging for more THEN and only THEN do you introduce the thumb or any finger into the vagina (use your thickest finger) - and at this point boys, you're on your way to making her orgasm in your mouth. Think the world’s best tasting Pina Colada - but warm...... Now - Either listen to this random fcking guy... ORRR take it straight from a lady; THIS is the ultimate male foreplay EVER. Teasing and taking your sweet ass time is the truuueee key here. Tease the fuck out of a girl, and when the ‘time is right’ ....Go in for the kill; and you deffffff see her again. MIC DROP Take it or leave it boys, best of luck.

Hey, Katie... Your millennial is showing.

It's also fair to mention that younger (especially, but certainly not exclusively) girls are more self conscious about the way their vagina smells (or may smell since very rarely are they correct), which contributes heavily to why Colonel Angus visits them less often. And younger boys often are self conscious bc they don't know what to do.

But, sure, turn everything into a gender war and attack everywhere you can if you must. Yawn...

Did I miss something online? Was this branded in the print version as the Stranger's 'How to' series? We've kicked it off with how to eat pussy and how to do psychedelics ... I'm at the edge of my seat waiting for what comes next. A sick side of my hopes that Charles will write it.

@6... ummm “homeboy”? Where?... The author is FEMALE (just in case the name “Katie” didn’t convey that to you) and an open lesbian... so there’s no mansplaining happening here lady...

@7 Showers before oral sex! ...Even a steamy, sexy shower incorporated into foreplay can be AWESOME (and a really nice way to be playful with a FB or relax with a booty call or otherwise first time partner) ;)
Showers people! Or baths! For the benefit of all genders/configurations of junk you may want in your mouth out there! Woo! Clean junk= all win!

The easiest method is to gather two girls, have one girl eat the other's pussy while you bang her friend's pussy doggy-style. Everybody wins with minimal effort spent.
Ladies, do not feel left out! Get your strap-ons and mix it up out there!

Often a woman's parts become too sensitive after orgasm to continue receiving stimulation and go right for another orgasm. Here's my One Weird Trick for getting around that: as she finishes coming, stop using your lips and tongue to stimulate her, but don't take your mouth away. Just let your mouth be warm, soft, and still on her pussy. Often a woman who would find any active stimulation of her clit at this point uncomfortable can handle your mouth on her as long as you aren't doing anything.

Then after a few minutes, gently start doing stuff again. Maybe start with some gentle, unfocused sucking--nothing focused on her clit at first. If she seems to be enjoying it, gradually ramp up the stimulation. It might help to keep something in reserve when bringing her to her first orgasm, then take it to 11 the second time with clit sucking, firm G spot stimulation, etc. Of course, reading your partner and responding to her signs of enjoyment (or discomfort) is key.

I have read a lot of advice on this here and there, and I have done it with many women, and the only thing I can say is no one technique really works for all women, so much advice should be taken with a grain of salt, and try them out. But one thing is spot on. Listen to her response. Most will clearly tell you with their reaction when you are doing it right or wrong. That and I have yet to meet a woman who didn't seem to like the one or two fingers in and up. But the next one may not. Ya never know.

@5: "It's just that I've never met a single straight man that carries a nail file around"

There's a serviceable file on a Leatherman.

I question the first paragraph regarding the relatively recent advent of cunnilingus by straight folks. I have a happy 45 years of pussy licking behind me, and I do not believe I am at all unusual in that respect. The WWII generation probably shied away, but the Boomers dove in enthusiastically. (Remember "The Sexual Revolution"?) Also not mentioned is the deeply arousing and intimate pleasure enjoyed by the one doing the licking. Presumably this is true for girls with girls as well.

I'm disappointed on the cavalier attitude of the author towards safe oral sex. You can get/give more than just HPV eating out pussy. They are other STIs like herpes, the Clap, and thrush to worry about. And it isn't true no one is into safe oral sex and that is sure as hell not a valid reason to not protect yourself and others.

Use a dental dam. If you can find one, use Saran Wrap or take a condom and cut it lengthwise.

The flat, broad and slow-- amirite? https://giphy.com/gifs/citygirls-twerk-twerking-28cgiZulPePnEI0y5D

Eagerly awaiting the 'How to Suck Dick' post.

@15: Ah, good point. I didn't think of multi-tools/Swiss army knives.

Top-secret bonus-points tip: Use the UNDER-SIDE of your tongue sometimes! ;>)
And if you and your partner can be comfortable with it, humming or buzzing noises with your mouth and throat can cause delight (like how dolphins do.. ;>) It's kinda unexpected and goofy, but worth the experiment if your partner is down for it.

I don't know how much coffee Mina1992 @6 was drinking ("homeboy"?), but in my humble experience, STARTING with the broadest, softest tongue possible at the beginning has received the most luxurious warm praises than anything else.
Go slow. Slower than you think! Slower still...
Try gently sucking on the labia minor too, one at a time. Or maybe both at once?

@15 - I too was going to mention Swiss Army knives having nail files. (some have small scissors that can quickly eliminate the most egregious nail dangers. Although absolutely file after snipping.) Still, even after filing, definitely use the jeans trick mentioned above to get a nice soft round buffed edge to your nails. You can hardly do too much.

Another option, keep your dominant hand carefully trimmed and filed, and let your non-dominant hand's nails grow longer so you can offer the pleasure of a nail scritching down your partner's back (or wherever they prefer). Or just a nails "grip" or "dig" into the skin, those can be nice. But yeah ASK! And make sure you cleaned well ^under^ your nails too, because you can transfer tons of bacteria into their skin (or pussy..) if you don't.
Bonus-tip: Use the TOP side of your nails against the skin and glide upwards too...

Lastly, since using words during sex can break the spell, and it's often the case that the receiving partner doesn't really know what the oral-sexing partner is actually doing, establishing a non-verbal physical touch for her to indicate "omg! that!" is really pretty handy. Like a tug on the tip of the ear, or a stroke on the cheek, or maybe a special grasp of hair, or her hands tighter around your head, or whatever you&she can come up with.

Go slow! Have fun! Meow!

@19 - Wow, you really are clueless aren't you? Is your name Chad Raindrop? I'm gonna call you Chad. Chad, do you know how many fucking books have been written on "How to Please Your Man" over the years..? With no parallel for pleasing your woman? Lots. Let me assure you, lots and lots, an obscene amount.

We're not even NEAR parity yet.

So just go fap yourself silly and write the article you want to see in the world yourself. Then don't send it to the Stranger. Yawn.

What? You can lick a pussy? Nunh unh! Gross!

Said no one over the age of 12 since the 1980’s.

This is the least necessary sex article written in a long time. From all the evidence I have seen, straight guys love cunnilingus. You’re preaching to a straw man. And even he would munch box if he only had a brain.

Who's the best cat in the United States? It's YOU, Champer Damper! It's YOU!

@23 - Wow, you really aren't very aware of other people are you. You just say stuff to be contrary. Well, how's that BS working out of you? Have any sex lately? I mean with another human-like blow-up doll, not your own hand, silly.