Seattle's Best Bathrooms for Fucking

If you can't go back to your place and you can't go back to your date's place, what are your other options?

Comments

1

This makes me embarrassed to live Washington. Seattle is the anus of our fine state. You can’t write about real news? Your a disgrace to our state and your industry.

2

Did y'all get the bars in question to sign off on this? Because some assholes are definitely going to try fucking in these bathrooms now, and if I worked at either of those spots I'd be fucking pissed to have to deal with it.

3

Jesus people take it easy. Somebody needs to get laid in a bathroom stat. And if Seattle is the anus of the State, we're the ones paying for dinner so give us a kiss.

4

This will be very useful indeed... For a friend I mean.

5

A.K.A. the transit riders' guide to public sex. For most of the rest of the developed world, if you can't go back to your place and you also can't go back to theirs, you fuck in your car. Public bathrooms are nasty, people take reckless shits in them.

6

Sorry but WTF is a reckless shit? Nevermind I dont want to know

7

@6 go on a small tour of public restrooms and you'll find plenty of examples I'm sur.

8

I'm also sure.

9

From Merriam-Webster:

reck·​less | \ ˈre-kləs

1 : marked by lack of proper caution : careless of consequences
2 : irresponsible

11

Well there's a Headline I never thought I'd read.

But if this isn't a National Guidebook
(maybe do a Left Coast Tour 1st,
with homeboy/girl guides) within
six weeks, I'll wanna know why...

Have you read George Costanza's list of
the 20 best executive restrooms in NYC?

12

Why does this article only have three locations? There is so much more of this city to fuck in!

13

Really, only three locations? Kinda lazy Rich.

14

The US needs to join other developed nations the world over and legalize/normalize the practice of renting out hotel rooms by the hour. Yes, I said "hotel," not "motel."

15

Fucking in public spaces is one consequence of excessive rents that force people to have roommates. If you don’t want people fucking wherever they can get away with it, then make sure they can afford to have places they can fuck in private.

That won’t stop the exhibitionists, of course. But it will cut down on things.

16

Rich Smith is, I assume, guessing.