5 STUPID ARTICLES THAT DIDN'T WORK CRAMMED INTO ONE DON'T MAKE THEM SUCK ANY LESS. WHAT'S THE MATTER , DO TOO MUCH HEROIN THIS WEEK TO EVEN "PHONE ONE IN"?
The bears one was kind of funny, but got lame real quick. I was kind of a fan of the andres. maybe you should go watch some movies and then tell us about them...
As I sit here in the waning twilight on the slopes of Mauna Loa, I thank you for the humorous rantings the made it possible for me to spend a moment laughing before return to finishing my latest novel. Bravo!
So Lindy West thinks she can get away with dissing pandas in the latest issue of The Stranger, does she? "A lot of people think panda bears are the best, but I think panda bears are boring and they have a bad attitude"? Bullshit, dude, bullshit! We, Rosemary's Baby Pandas, do now hereby declare WAR ON LINDY WEST!
Look, I agree that it's kinda cool and funny to do metaarticles about how much you suck at writing articles - but now that half the Stranger staff have used the trope recently (Brendan Kiley on how he couldn't write a review for that book, Paul Constant about how he couldn't find a title for that movie review, Dan Savage on how he's giving bad advice cause he's on drugs, etc.), maybe it's time to drop this scene?
To be fair, this was still better than that one about the popes.
Awesome except for the celebrity sightings one. But it does raise the question of whether pandas are actually bears or not. I tend to say "no." Aren't they more like cats?
"It's okay—later that winter I got back at my "friend" by telling everyone about her abortion. Ha-ha!"
Ha-ah, right on. You sure showed her up! That was really mature of you to slander a friend because you are too stupid to wipe bird shit out of your eye, then passively blame her for your getting teased by other people. WTF.
Your ignorance astounds me.If that other article bashing this one didn't link to here, I never would had read that tripe. And FYI, after the seashell "story" I quit reading.
THIS ONCE PROUD PAPER THAT I SWEAR I HAVE READ SINCE ITS INCEPTION HAS BECOME A CESSPOOL OF HUMOR, MOCKERY AND INFLAMMATORY REPORTING AND NO LONGER SUITS THE PROUD STANDARD OF "THE STRANGER"
So many comments are from people who either hate you, or pretend to love you. They may be pretending to hate you as well, but only they are not so sure. But I am sure. They do not understand the REAL Lindy West, the woman who has given so much to Seattle to be the woman she is today. They wish only to tell their friends, "Yes, that is Lindy West passed out on my couch. I know her well. She is MY friend. I am HER friend." They lie! They lie so that they may bask in the heat of your flame! Hear me Lindy, I will never denounce you to Justice Skarhed! I say to the world, "I am HER friend!"
i dug that article; I thought it was funny and clever, and had a good concept, too. And do you ever notice how some people always comment negatively on stranger articles, but keep on reading anyway??
Just pathetic, c'mon Stranger, you're better than this.
Save the narcissistic hackery for the bottom of the page.
A lot of fun, thanks.
That is basically the most terrifying thing.
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To be fair, this was still better than that one about the popes.
The bear part was funny, but honestly, I expect more from Ms. West.
Log onto Facebook and search for "Rosemary's Baby Pandas." Then you shall know the glory of our ruthlessly ironic ursine onslaught!
No. That did not work.
Ha-ah, right on. You sure showed her up! That was really mature of you to slander a friend because you are too stupid to wipe bird shit out of your eye, then passively blame her for your getting teased by other people. WTF.
Your ignorance astounds me.If that other article bashing this one didn't link to here, I never would had read that tripe. And FYI, after the seashell "story" I quit reading.
So many comments are from people who either hate you, or pretend to love you. They may be pretending to hate you as well, but only they are not so sure. But I am sure. They do not understand the REAL Lindy West, the woman who has given so much to Seattle to be the woman she is today. They wish only to tell their friends, "Yes, that is Lindy West passed out on my couch. I know her well. She is MY friend. I am HER friend." They lie! They lie so that they may bask in the heat of your flame! Hear me Lindy, I will never denounce you to Justice Skarhed! I say to the world, "I am HER friend!"
Just something weird: I have an unnaturally strong crush on Bill Nye. Sorry to hear he (somehow) didn't look right at an airport.
a) a foul-mouthed eleven year old girl
or
b) mentally retarded
I'm stumped...
Very funny stuff. Favorites were seashells and grizzlies.