10:00 5 E.R. The staff craps their pants when the power goes out, and they learn a rapist is on the loose.
10:05 TBS MOVIE -- Thriller
Remember when Y2K was the last thing on our minds, and it was all about the killer bees? Well, say "hello, again" to those horrifying honey suckers with tonight's movie The Savage Bees (1976).
8:00 22 SOUL TRAIN LADY OF SOUL AWARDS
Hot buttered soul from the lovely ladies of R&B! Including TLC, Natalie Cole, and (who else?) Lauryn Hill.
9:00 4 SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH Sabrina and her cat Salem shrink themselves so they can fly a spaceship into Libby's nose. You know, they really shouldn't let glue-huffers write sitcoms.
9:00 5 DOCUMENTARY
The greatest boxing documentary EVER, When We Were Kings (1996) tells the story of Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" with George Foreman. Recommended!
10:00 FX TOUGHMAN
Hilarity ensues when two meatheads with no boxing ability get into the ring wearing gloves that look like Socker-Boppers.
8:00 TNT MOVIE -- Drama
Kenneth Branagh chews up the scenery and gets a bad case of the poots in his 1996 version of Hamlet.
8:00 9 NATURE
Tonight: "Sperm Whales: the Real Moby Dick." HAW! HAW! HAW! HAWWWWW! Ahhhhhh, PBS sure is funny.
7:00 am 9 TELETUBBIES
The Teletubbies return for a new season. Today: They spill Tubby Custard on the floor and stare at it for half an hour.
9:00 13 ALLY McBEAL
Billy and Georgia really hit bottom when they sink to asking Rosie O'Donnell to be their therapist.
8:00 13 MOVIE -- Drama
Fairuza Balk and Neve Campbell star as hottie teenage witches in The Craft (1996).
8:00 13 BEVERLY HILLS, 90210
Return! In the 10th season opener the cops arrest Kelly for shooting her rapist, and Dylan tries a new styling product.
9:00 13 GET REAL --Comedy Drama
Debut! A new family show -- but don't despair! It's on FOX, which means it's DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!
