8:00 5 FRIENDS
Monica and Chandler fight over decorating the apartment, as Rachel discovers she's NYC's cutest homeless person.
9:00 4 WASTELAND
Debut! Kevin Williamson's (Scream) new twentysomething show, which has been called a cross between Dawson's Creek and a rectal exam.
9:00 7 NOW AND AGAIN
Michael (the six billion dollar man) battles his first villain -- a guy who throws eggs. Ooooh... I'm sooo SCARED!
9:00 13 HARSH REALM
Debut! Chris "X-Files" Carter's new show about soldiers who slip and fall inside a Tron game.
Noon FAM WEIRD-OHS
Debut! Finally! A new animated series about those characters from the hot rod model sets of the '60s!
2:00 VH1 NET AID
Bono, Jewel, David Bowie, and other near has-beens sing to raise money for victims of the Internet.
8:00 22 FELICITY
Felicity's life takes a dramatic turn when she changes her major from pre-med to advanced bong-huffing studies.
9:00 5 TV MOVIE
In Touch of Hope (1999), Anthony Michael Hall (Breakfast Club) has the special power to heal with his hands -- which he uses to feel up chicks.
9:00 LIF TV MOVIE
In the fact-based My Little Assassin (1999), girl gets Cuban dictator Castro, girl loses Cuban dictator Castro, and girl attempts to assassinate Cuban dictator Castro.
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy's new dorm-mate is straight from hell -- literally!
8:00 13 ALLY
Ally gets arrested for shoplifting in this boring, 30-minute rerun.
9:00 22 ANGEL
A parasitic demon hides inside the bodies of lonely people, which would also explain the clientele at 2218.
9:00 7 TV MOVIE
In Lethal Vows (1999), a newly married woman has second thoughts when she discovers her husband is not only a serial killer, but Three's Company's John Ritter!
9:00 22 ROSWELL
High school gets even tougher for the alien teens, when they get pressured to have sex -- and they ain't got no genitalia!
