8:00 5 FRIENDS
Another stupid show featuring clips from past episodes. Excuse me? Isn't this why they have reruns??
10:00 5 E.R.
Carter suspects his patient is faking an injury. DUH! They're all faking it, cuz they're ACTORS (unlike Trauma: Life in the E.R.).
9:00 A&E INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS
Tonight: "IRS Horror Stories." OH CRAP!! I forgot to do my taxes!!
11:40 ENC KRUSH GROOVE -- Movie
(1985) The classic rap/breakdance flick starring Sheila E., Kurtis Blow, and (sighhh) the Fat Boys!
8:00 SV VIVA KNIEVEL! -- Movie
(1977) The king of the daredevils, Evel Knievel, takes on Mexican drug lords in this unintentionally hilarious action film!
8:00 TNT E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL -- Movie
(1982) A potbellied alien visits Earth and gets eight-year-old Drew Barrymore hooked on cocaine.
Sunday, April 16
8:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
Television's most infectious documentary series investigates America's favorite Mormons, Donny and Marie!
8:00 4 THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- Movie
(1956) NRA president Charlton Heston delivers unto his people a set of 11 commandments (which includes the right to bear arms).
8:00 4 TRAPPED IN A PURPLE HAZE -- TV Movie
(2000) Congratulations to this teenage anti-drug flick for winning the "I Love TV™ Worst TV Movie Title of the Year" award!
9:00 13 ALLY McBEAL
A new lawyer is introduced to replace dead Billy; disco diva Gloria Gaynor is also humiliated.
8:00 TLC TRAUMA: LIFE IN THE E.R.
The show visits emergency rooms in Savannah, GA (where they still use handsaws for amputations and moonshine as anesthesia).
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Tonight: The life and times of kid-show host and chronic masturbator, Pee-wee Herman!
