9:00 USA THE TERMINATOR--Movie
(1984) Arnie Schwarzenegger plays a badass futuristic robot with a thing for Linda Hamilton.
10:00 DSC BEYOND BIZARRE
A trip to San Diego's Death Museum. That's not just bizarre... that's beyond bizarre!
Friday, August 25
8:00 FOX TV'S FUNNIEST GAME SHOW MOMENTS
Classic clips from game shows, hosted by the man with the golden tongue, Richard Dawson.
8:00 COM BATTLE BOTS
Lonely, frustrated science nerds build ax-wielding automatons for a killer robot competition.
Saturday, August 26
8:00 LIF GOODFELLAS--Movie
Now is it just me, or is the idea of showing Goodfellas on Lifetime (the network for women) fawking loony?
9:00 CBS MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT
Fill in your own JonBenet Ramsey joke here.
Sunday, August 27
8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS
The superheroes/kindergartners face their biggest
challenge yet when broccoli aliens invade Townsville.
8:00 TV LAND ALL IN THE FAMILY MARATHON
Multiple hilarious episodes featuring Archie, Meathead, Dingbat, and Little Goyle.
Monday, August 28
8:00 BET BEST OF THE OLD SCHOOL
The best R&B and hiphop videos from the early '80s!
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Don't miss this terrific parody of the ABC Afterschool Specials, featuring Amy Sedaris!
Tuesday, August 29
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy and Riley's excessive screwing conjures up a pissed-off booty demon!
10:30 FX ACTION
Movie producer/jerk Peter Dragon dies, goes to heaven, and tries to negotiate with God for one more chance.
Wednesday, August 30
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
The President's daughter gets caught in a frat house bust. Meanwhile, there's some dumb war going on in the Middle East.
