Thursday, September 21

8:00 FAM THE ELIAN GONZALEZ STORY--Movie

(2000) Boy meets America, Boy falls in love with America, Boy gets sent to Cuba after having a gun pointed at his head.

9:00 CBS SURVIVOR

It's girls vs. boys when Gervais calls one of them a cow. Whoopsy!

8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS

After getting conked on the noggin, Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo!


Friday, September 22

8:30 WB GROSSE POINTE

Debut! A new parody from Melrose producer Darren Starr about sexy teens in a soap opera.

9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC

A look at the career of the dreamy '80s hair band, Bon Jovi!


Saturday, September 23

8:00 TV LAND SANFORD AND SON MARATHON

Multiple episodes of Fred faking heart attacks to get pity from Lamont.

10:00 COM SOUTH PARK

Cartman is in trouble DEEP when the FBI comes after him for a hate-crime prank!


Sunday, September 24

8:00 CBS L.A. CONFIDENTIAL--Movie

(1997) Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey star in the movie adaptation of James Ellroy's book.

8:00 USA WHY DO FOREIGNERS DO THAT?

Explore the heee-larious customs and religions of those wacky foreigners!


Monday, September 25

9:30 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH

The Bradys fly to Hawaii, get cursed by an evil Tiki god, and fish Greg's body out of the ocean after a surfing accident.


Tuesday, September 26

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season premiere! Buffy is up to her bloody neck in trouble when she meets the pappy of all vampires, Dracula!

9:00 WB ANGEL

Season premiere! Angel discovers he's not such a badass after all, after learning he may not be immortal.


Wednesday, September 27

10:00 COM BATTLE BOTS

Nerds from around the world construct killer robots to destroy one another for fun and profit.