9:00 FOX OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER

Santa's sled team is saved by a terminally cheerful dog (voiced by the terminally untalented Drew Barrymore).

8:00 FOX TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE

President Clinton gives us a tour of his digs--and since it's on FOX, maybe there will be sexy hookers in his closet!

8:30 WB SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH

Sabrina finds herself in a deep pile of doo-doo after purchasing a fake ID.

8:00 NBC IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

(1946) A man experiences severe hallucinations after consuming a handful of "Zuzu petals."

10:30 COM THE MAN SHOW

Jimmy marries a chimpanzee. What? You need another reason to watch?

8:00 NBC THE SOUND OF MUSIC

(1965) Julie Andrews is the governess of seven singing children. She tries to get them to shut their goddam Von Trapps.

10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE

It's Christmas, which means Lindsay is being stalked by another knife-wielding psychopath.

8:00 NBC TITANS

Samantha plants a bug in Heather's office, which causes a... you guessed it! CAT FIGHT!!!

8:00 FAM THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS

Santa decides to take Christmas off after discovering he's a creepy wooden puppet.

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Lovesick Spike decides to break up Riley and Buffy!

9:00 WB ANGEL

Drusilla returns to pig out on Darla's neck.

10:30 COM TV FUNHOUSE

The Funhouse puppet gang set out to make this Christmas really special by stirring up a batch of crystal meth.