8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Rory's boyfriend expresses his undying love for her, while I sit here feeling like chopped liver!
9:00 WB CHARMED
A botched spell makes Prue experience all the pain in the world. (Girl--I know how you feel... did you hear about Rory's b-friend?)
8:00 E! MYSTERIES AND SCANDALS
The scandalous life of the hilarious Paul Lynde (Uncle Arthur on Bewitched).
9:00 WB POPULAR
Lilly decides to battle homophobia by establishing an annual "Hooray for the Gays Day!"
8:00 USA THE DAY AFTER--TV Movie
(1983) The classic nuclear holocaust miniseries that scared the shit out of us in high school!
10:30 COM THE MAN SHOW
Jimmy and Adam reenact scenes from Porky's.
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
Don't you want to know how they made the movie Flashdance? Well, maybe I'm interested, okay??
9:00 NBC THE LOST EMPIRE--TV Movie
(2001) A businessman, his sidekicks, and a really weird monkey fight demons for a Chinese manuscript.
Monday, March 12
8:00 ABC COLUMBO--TV Movie
(2001) Hey look, everybody! Peter Falk isn't dead! (Hmmm... at least I think he's not....)
8:30 NIK DIFF'RENT STROKES
Hilarity ensues when Arnold and Willis overthrow their white oppressor (Mr. Drummond) and start up a junior Black Panthers club.
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Spike flashes back to the good old days of biting, burning, and pillaging with Drusilla.
9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL
Max realizes that she can use the bar code on the back of her neck to get free hot dogs at the 7-Eleven.
March 14
9:30 ABC THE JOB
Debut! Comedian Dennis Leary stars as a smart-mouth cop (surprise!) in this dirty new police drama.
