8:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
Twenty-seven contortionists try to cram themselves in a tiny box.
10:00 NIK DIFF'RENT STROKES
Arnold gets caught putting the family's fish in the hot tub! Oh, ho, hooooo, Arnold! Très amusant!
8:00 BET COOLEY HIGH--Movie
(1975) Inner-city kids get groovy in the ghetto in this precursor to the hit show What's Happenin'?
10:00 VH1 THE GO-GO'S IN CENTRAL PARK
The girls are out of rehab and showing off their new plastic surgery in this live concert!
8:00 NBC THE STORY BEHIND TOP GUN
Behind the scenes of the '80s homoerotic classic Top Gun, and how they filmed all those half-naked volleyball scenes!
8:00 TV LAND WELCOME BACK, KOTTER MARATHON
A weekend-long celebration of the sweatiest students to ever soak a classroom, the Sweathogs!
8:00 COURT ADULTS ONLY
The history of the porn industry (and how they manage to capture all those interesting camera angles).
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Homer and Ned Flanders tip their hats to Jesus when they open up a Bible-themed amusement park.
8:00 TNT THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN--Movie
(1960) Yul Brynner and six other studs rescue a small Mexican village from a bunch of real jerk-offs.
10:30 MTV MARK WAHLBERG: PLANET OF THE APES
Marky Mark tries to provide a rational explanation as to why he's not going to have hot monkey sex with Helena Bonham Carter.
8:30 FOX MURDER IN SMALL TOWN X
Debut! Ten contestants find themselves in deep doo-doo when they try to track down a serial killer in this faux reality show.
9:00 SCI-FI OCTOPUS--Movie
(1999) Big, rubber octopus has its way with a sleek, sexy sub.
8:00 UPN STAR TREK: VOYAGER
The crew is abducted, brainwashed, and integrated into an alien work force that's a lot like Kinko's.
