8:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
A man demonstrates his ability to make sandwiches with his feet. YUM!!!!
10:00 NIK DIFF'RENT STROKES
Arnold's girlfriend gives him the heave-ho after meeting the funky, hunky Mr. T!
8:00 UPN MANHUNT
Eccentric millionaires hunt contestants with rifles in this subtle and sensitive reality show.
9:00 COM PENN & TELLER
The magicians decide to include audience participation into their show by locking an audience member in a burning box.
8:00 ABC COME ON GET HAPPY--Movie
(1999) A television movie about the Partridge Family, America's favorite single-mother, hippie rock 'n' roll band!
8:00 TNT ROCKY--Movie
(1976) No-name boxer trains for big fight by pounding sides of beef and chasing chickens.
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Is Alan Thicke really a dick? Find out what really happened behind the scenes of Growing Pains!
9:00 ESPN X-GAMES
DUDE!!! Skateboarding! Moto-X! Reefer! DUDE! X-Games! EXTREME!!!!
8:00 DSC STINKERS! TEN SMELLIEST ANIMALS
How come they never do shows like this about celebrities? You know? I betcha Ben Affleck really stinks!
8:00 FOX THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
America's teens choose their favorite things in the world, including 'N Sync, Britney Spears, and Ecstasy!
August 21
8:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
A profile of our favorite '80s operatic new-waver, Pat Benatar!
9:00 WB DEAD LAST
A shitty rock band finds a magical amulet, and band members discover they're suddenly extremely popular... with DEAD PEOPLE.
9:30 ABC THE JOB
Pill-poppin' alcoholic detective Denis Leary reconsiders his career choice after being taken hostage in a stinky bathroom.
