8:00 FOX THIS IS DESTINY'S CHILD!
The girls get bootylicious in this live concert from the Houston Astrodome.
10:00 PAX DIAGNOSIS MURDER
Dick Van Dyke and Chachi are up to their neck in mystery while trying to discover the terrifying secret of special guest star Helen Reddy!
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
The groovy musical career of one of my karaoke faves, Burt Bacharach!
9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL
Max and Logan decide to push their relationship one step further by taking a ride on the wild baloney pony.
8:00 UPN THE GOONIES--Movie
(1985) Sean Astin, Corey Feldman, and that Asian kid who's in all of Steven Spielberg's movies look for the buried treasure of "One Eye" Willie. (Helloooo, homoerotica!)
8:00 DSC TAXI DRIVER: RIDE ON THE WILD SIDE
Documenting the hazards of cab driving, including violent passengers, drunk fares, and not knowing where the hell you're going.
8:00 FAM WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY--Movie
(1971) Candy-making cult leader kidnaps children in this story loosely based on the Branch Davidian case.
8:00 FX A SIMPLE PLAN--Movie
(1998) Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton find a bag full of money and a shitload of problems.
Monday, September 3
8:00 CNBC SUMO: DANCE OF THE GARGANTUANS
Or Sumo: Those Jiggly Fat Guys in the Loincloths.
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Shannen Doherty's droopy left eye! Luke Perry's hair implants! It's all here in this investigation of Beverly Hills, 90210!
8:00 FOX MURDER IN SMALL TOWN X
Finally! The identity of the serial murderer is revealed! (For those four people who actually watch the show).
8:00 NBC LOST
Three teams are dropped in a secret location, and must find their way back to the Statue of Liberty--NAKED!
