Noon FX BUFFY MARATHON!
An all-day turkey-gobblin' salute to the best goddam show in the world, Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
10:00 ABC BEING MICK
Cameras follow around octogenarian rocker Mick Jagger, from performing onstage to emptying his colostomy bag.
8:00 BET PURPLE RAIN--Movie
(1984) Prince stars as an extremely short rock star who has an odd infatuation with the color lavender.
10:00 CBS 'N SYNC LIVE!
The quickly declining boy band performs live in the Bahamas. (I'm sorry! But they're just not as cute as they used to be!)
8:00 CBS RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
A genetically enhanced reindeer is recruited by a secret government agency to lead an aerial spy mission on Christmas Eve.
8:00 NBC IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE--Movie
(1946) Jimmy Stewart stars as a manic-depressive who is prone to fanciful hallucinations--about "angels." Koo-koo! Koo-koo!
7:00 FOX STAR WARS: EPISODE 1--THE PHANTOM MENACE--Movie
(1999) Young Darth Vader gets in touch with his dark side with the help of a legion of computer-generated characters.
8:00 VH1 THE CHRIS ISAAK SHOW
A rare opportunity to catch this funny sitcom, without having to pay for it on Showtime!
9:30 TOON JUSTICE LEAGUE
Soul brother Green Lantern pitches a fit after one of the other heroes accuses him of being "whiter than Aquaman."
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Willow hooks up with a warlock who turns her into a magic junkie!
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
In a feeble attempt to revive their careers, celebrities like Donny Osmond agree to be buried alive in earthworms.
9:00 FOX BERNIE MAC
A ghettoized version of the Cosby Show that's--hold on a second!--really funny!
